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 Noni
Protest #1 — Noni Protests! (3:34)Meet Noni The Intern. Learn of her righteous quest against her outrageous treatment at the hands of her demented bosses at xcuse2party.com. Learn about her worst experience ever! How those evil exploiters made her wear a wet "Have MLK t-shirt" for their "I Have A Wet Dream" party back on Martin Luther King Day. 
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Protest #2— Get Naked With Noni (2:26)Noni wants you! She needs your help to win her battle for truth, justice and Intern Rights. Of course, she expects you to get naked with her in front of MTV, because "naked protests get more coverage."
But is it all that
much of a sacrifice when the cause is worth stripping for?  Noni
Protest #3 — Noni Rides Again (2:15)Nothing can stop Noni. So her first protest rally was a big bust! Well, George Bush didn't win his first election, either! Down in Hoop and Holler Texas, Noni learned that if at first you don't succeed, take
off your clothes and try again, because Texans don't
cut and run. They get back on the horse that threw 'em. Noni
Protest #4 — Not About Getting Naked (2:14)That's what Noni says, anyway. But that's not what happens when she objects to the GuyGrub Guy's recipe for Chihauhau Tacos! Chihuaha Tacos. But when they make her dress up like a illegal alien who's run thru a cactus patch for a TexMex Fence Climbing Party, well that's the last straw.
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Protest #5— God Wants Noni, Too. (1:23)Noni's protests are God's will. Yup, Noni brings on the Big Gun to help her protest that sinful website with no respect for any religion. You know the one. The one that just declared a Jihad on Lite Beer. And when you're in the right and the Lord is on your side, there's not much you can't accomplish.  Noni
Protest #6— Noni Wants Dick (Cheney) (2:06)Email the ViceMan. Noni tries a new direction. And it leads directly to realboss@whitehouse.com. It's a classy, dignified protest that allows you to use your protest signs to cover your "fun parts" when you email the Veep. |
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And Noni Show #1Memorial Day: The Pre Version (1:52) Pre knows the best way to honor our fallen heroes. It's a Memorial Day Party Marathon. Kinda like a Spring Break Holiday Orgy Drinking Dancing Bugging Banging Blast. Or something in that general ballpark where you sing the Star Spangled Banner with a tear in your beer. Posted 06/22/2008 by Pre Yo And Noni Show #2 Memorial Day: More Pre Version (2:24) It's just too beautiful . Realfckin American music. Realfckin American food. And realfckin American booze. Ain't that America? Posted 06/22/2008 by Pre 
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And Noni Show #3 — TechnoNerd Party (1:57)Pre! Pre! Pre! Pre! The head-writer of xcuse2party.com has taken over the mic. The man Noni calls Pre-Vert has a cause that will give his fans a chance to get off on something besides internet porn. Yo And Noni Show #4 Nerd Party: The Rest (2:47) Everything you need to throw the greatest Nerdfest since, well, since ever. Well, maybe not everything. There's really only one thing missing. But it's kind of an important thing. And it has hooters. 
Yo and Noni Show #5Toxic Antifreeze: The Recipe (1:46) WebMaster Yo, your Sensei of Spirts has a new drink recipe for you. It's the perfect winter drink to make your drinking dreams come true, as long as they are cold and wet and involve snow angels.
Yo And Noni Show #6 Toxic Antifreeze: The Finale (2:41) Yo continues... Yes, you'll learn the secret recipe that will make you feel a tingle in all your extremites. With guest shot by the Pre-Vert who sets you up for the next drink recipe "A Bloated Bag Of Monkey Spunk." |
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